Omnieater is taking a day off to do some swimming before the gazillion pounds/kilos/stones of holiday weight come sneaking by. But I will not neglect my readers. Anyone familiar with Mark Bittman will find this sniggly (that is, snot-inducing-giggly). Anyone not familiar with Mark Bittman will still find this amusing.
I now have to clean my computer screen. You have been forewarned. Enjoy!